Abusive relationship

This afternoon Simone and I both got kicked for the first time by our child. Everyone has been saying that it should be about now, although often the first one doesn’t start until a little later than average, so Simone’s been doing a bit of “Ooh, that might have been a kick (or I might just have indigestion)” for a few weeks, but today while she was lying down she got a definite kick, and when I put my hand in the appropriate spot I too got a good firm thump for my efforts.

It’ becoming harder and harder to deny that we’re going to be parents.

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  1. Well having gotten away with it once our baby now seems to think it can kick us whenever it likes, with absolute impunity.
    This morning it had another go and I got about 3 kicks in quite quick succession.
    If it keeps this up I might have to start having stern words about respecting thy father and thy mother…

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