Depleting the fan base

The writing of this entry precipitated a full-on 2 and a bit hour theological and sociological debate in our house. Hope it does in your’s too.

Well, we have a new Pope, and as widely predicted it is the highly conseravative Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger from Germany. While not being unexpected, it does seem a little unfortunate in several regards (at least from my perspective as a liberal white member of the first world).

As many of you may already know, before he became Pope, Cardinal Ratzinger was for 20 years the head of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, which basically is the organisation that arose out of the old holy inquisition (the Roman one, which in the grand scheme of things was pretty tame, rather than the Spanish one, which was not), and is charged with maintaining and protecting the orthodoxy of the Catholic church. He holds strongly conservative (from my perspective read: negative) views on contraception, abortion, gays, women clergy and priestly marriage. This is not unexpected, but it seems that the conclave has made a decision that really doesn’t help them on either of their popularity fronts.

Given that the Catholic church appears to be relatively rapidly losing relevance (and thus followers (often to more accomodating branches of Christianity)) in the western world (which has always been it’s traditional power base), while relatively rapidly spreading and gaining followers in the poorer countries of the world, most notably in south american and sub sharan africa, it would seem that the church has two options in leadership directions: either they try and regain support amongst the western populaces by modernising the church and trying to more closely integrate religious philosophies with current western lifestyle realities (which is not in fact as difficult as it might initially sound, if they are willing to forgo some of the teachings and tradions that they have aquired and then feverishly held onto over the last two milenia, but which are not directly supported by or derived from the scripture), or else they can choose to stay their current dogmatic doctrinal path and acknowledge their shift of priorities from the traditional eurocentric view towards a more developing world centered set of priorities.

In choosing a new pope who at first sight appears to be both Conservative, and Euro-centric, they have essentially sent a snub to both of their obvious potential (re)growth groups:

  • Westerners (particularly women and the sexually liberalised youth) who will continue to be intolerant of the church’s hard line on matters which they percieve as reasonable demands, such as allowing female priest, and letting priests marry.
  • and the developing world, who while they are currently more willing to accept doctrinal conservatism, will continue to percieve to some degree or another that the church is controlled by middle aged white europeans, and that cardinals from the third world will only ever be allowed to rise so far (ie. they won’t get to lead the church as Pope) no matter how important those third world congregations may be to the continued validity and survival of the church.

I suppose it is a rather nasty thing to say, but perhaps the conclave was simply hedging their bets when they elected Benedict XVI. If a eurocentric conservative pope continues to draw support and continues expansion of the church then they can feel that they did the right thing, but if it doesn’t work out in the church’s best interest then at least he may not hang around too long, given that he is already 78.

It’s at this point that I should figure out how to put a feedback form on the site, as I’d be quite interested to hear what other people had to say on the matter….

Isn’t Betty a helpful girl

Another really nifty website I found the other day through one of the computer magazines is called Brainy Betty, and it contains (amongst a great deal of other stuff) bunches of new (and best of all free) powerpoint templates, including some with animated components. I haven’t had a really good browse yet, but superficially what I saw looked damn cool.

T Minus 31

It’s only a month until our wedding. Yay. All the plans are coming along, and we’re looking forward to seeing all those of you who are coming.

Fogbound (ridgeracer)

I left the house at 6:30 this morning to ride to the hospital for an outpatients clinic starting at 7am, and although I was far from pleased at being awake (let alone on my bike) at that hour of the morning I had to enjoy the ride there, as it was through fog the entire way. As I zipped along the ridge I ride along to get to the hospital I grinned and had the tune Fogbound by the Boom Boom Satellites (another great band I got introduced to by Phil) running through my head. It fitted the moment even more so when you know that it was also the intro theme for the racing game Ridge Racer V.

Elevator narcisism

The elevators in the hospital I am currently at all have reflective back walls (presumably to make them seem larger (although how effective this is I’m not sure, given that while it creates the illusion of more space in the elevator, it also creates more illusionary people to fill that space)), and I have decided that this not a good thing, as it does far too much to encourage my latent narcisism (for those who are not familiar with Narcisism, it comes from the name of a guy called Narcissus, who was a mythical greek guy who fell in love with his own reflection in a river).

Elevators are generally psychologically discomforting anyway, as there’s always that (apparently widely socially held) urge to stand as far from other people as the confined space will allow, so as to avoid personal space invasion, and to aviod personal eye contact with the other strangers whose personal space you are being forced to invade by the nature of the situation. In this situation the mirrored wall provides a socially comfortable, but psychologically questionable alternative – stand next to the wall and look at yourself instead, which is exactly what I keep on catching myself doing. Perhaps it’s not as bad as I think it is…

Fun at the fixit shop

I found this little gem the other day, a site containing photos of some of the very very wrong things people did to their computers in order that they might need a trip to the repair shop. Sometimes the technical ability of the general population in wrecking their own computers can be truely astounding.

What’s your fetish?

A while ago Phil (who I seem to be mentioning an awful lot on this blog recently) told me about this brilliant quote/notion that stated “I am somebody’s fetish”, with the grounding rationale being that in a global population of six and a half billion people and the inherent variabilty in human sexuality, then no matter how alternative or main stream you are, there is going to be someone out there on the planet who sees you as an object of desire. I had found the idea quite funny, and apparently you can get T-shirts with the quote printed on the front.

As such when I rolled over in bed the other day and found my nose in Simone’s armpit, she joked that perhaps that was my fetish, and I took the opportunity to plug “Armpit fetish” into google. Simone didn’t think that there would be many hits. How wrong she was. 37,800 odd sites apparently. Somehow I wasn’t so surprised that there were lots of people with that fetish, but who would have thought that there were that many!!!

R Rated

I have been watching with a combination or amusement and concern as this blog has gone to the dogs, and descended into smut.

OK. So it isn’t quite that bad, but given that when I started writing this blog I made a point of keeping it family friendly, and populating it with benign general interest stories and G rated anecdotes from my daily life, it has been a little interesting to watch my journalistic integrity wane and the morals relax, so that now I find myself writing about accidentally adult oriented signage and fetishes and perversions, with no doubt bigger and badder things slipping in in the future. Perhaps I need to create an editorial oversight panel or something…. (Simone has already offered her services here, but if I actually did want oversight it should probably be someone a little more separated and impartial)