It’s two days before the wedding, and while it would be fair to say that everything is sorted and there are no remaining loose ends to be tied up, we are down to doing the last things which need doing, and I am just frankly tired of it.
As such I have been experiencing what I think could only be described as explosive financial diarrhoea, where I have been spending money in a manner which seems to fit the description of hand over fist, because whenever a problem or situation arises I have taken to going the easiest (but not necessarily wisest) route and just throwing money at it to make it go away. This works very well, frankly, but I suspect I’m going to get a fright when I see my next credit card statement.