While out and about doing pre-wedding stuff today I got a call from Chantelle asking if pineapples grew in trees or on the ground. Apparently pineapples from any source other than a supermarket was a new experience from her, and so I assume that having driven past a field of pineapples growing she got into a “discussion” with the other occupants of her car about whether the funny squat spiky things on the ground were in fact pineapples or not.
So as the resident Queensland expert (???) I got a call to be asked to explain how pineapples “worked”. I assured her that they do indeed grow on the ground, although “Quite well” might have been a good answer too.