Men are stupid

Sometimes men are just stupid.

I mean you really do look like a prat standing beside the bed on which you wife is giving birth say such assinine things as “Breathe in, breathe out”.

I mean, damn, it was getting so irritating that I was tempted to hit him, and I wasn’t even the one giving birth!

And another thing is complaining about the women squeezing the guy’s fingers during contractions.

I had several women squeeze my fingers in the course of my deliveries, and it’s not like it’s exactly painful, and in light of what their partner is busy going through at the time I would have thought that they could at least have had the tact to either shut up or grown a pair….