What Dave wants (apparently…)

While reading through a friend of a friend‘s blog today I came across a funny and slightly disturbing little internet based game.

Type “[your name] needs” into google and see what comes back.

Apparently Dave needs:

  • DAVE NEEDS VACATION FROM CARRYING HIS FIANCEE’S BAGS
  • Dave needs Firefox and BugMeNot
  • Dave needs plywood
  • Dave needs to have that mole looked at
  • Dave needs a Shave(this at least is true)
  • Dave needs a big hand for what he has done
  • Dave needs to start paying more attention to what Judi does around here

And that was only on the first 2 pages of results…

One thought on “What Dave wants (apparently…)”

  1. Now I have followed your wondeful example and tried this google search, however my result list was not quite as positive.

    My first result was: Duncan needs to die. There’s no “reasonable doubt” in anybody’s mind.

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